The 2025 Dummy Downhill was truly a sight to behold! Dreams were realized and crushed within a few crucial moments, and when the pink smoked had cleared the air it was Major T.J. Kong (of Dr. Strangelove fame) who emerged with a 2025-26 Premier Pass – and a certified local legend status. Thank you to all our competitors, spectators, and staff for helping make the 23rd annual Dummy Downhill another success!
Congratulations to this year’s winners:
| Category | Bib Number | Dummy Name |
| Adult Longest Launch | 240 | Major T.J. Kong Dr. StrangeLove |
| Child Longest Launch | 195 | Bomber Burger Buddy |
| Employee Longest Launch | 280 | Bomber Bill |
| Most Creative | 181 | Polly Puff n’ Sparkle |
| Most likely to Survive | 91 | Bingo |
| Best Carnage | 177 | Mike |
Here’s a full chart of the stats:
| Bib Number | Dummy Name | Distance |
| 284 | Bomber Yeti | 25.8′ |
| 240 | Major T.J. Kong from Dr. StrangeLove | 31.1′ |
| 195 | Bomber Burger and Buddy | 26.7′ |
| 223 | Penelope the Pig | DQ |
| 91 | Bingo | 25.8′ |
| 158 | Super Thunder Dog | DQ |
| 136 | Mission Fridge | DQ |
| 177 | Mike | 19.2′ |
| 286 | Pigasus | 11.2′ |
| 285 | Felipe Flamingo takes Miami | 5.5′ |
| 203 | USO – Unidentified Skiing Object | DQ |
| 75 | Calvin & Hobbes Wild Adventure | DQ |
| 181 | Polly Puff n’ Sparkle | 3.4′ |
| 280 | Bomber Bill | 29.1′ |
| 245 | SnGnome the Snowmaker | 1.7′ |
| 180 | Blood Sweat & Beer | DQ |
| 37 | Jezebel | DQ |
